You've Lived in Rochester a Long Time If....

You know you've lived in Rochester for a long time if:

• you still refer to University Drive as "Fifth Street"
• you think the tap water in other towns tastes "funny"
• you think the inside of your washing machine tub is supposed to be orange
• you automatically check your watch when you hear the noon whistle
• you grumble "tourists!" under your breath when you hear somebody ask for a menu at Knapp's